Speaking of a good laugh this has to be by far a belly buster...hahaha! He thought he would surprise me and try to look cool in my eyes by getting a tattoo to show his complete and utter devotion to me, his wife.
Well this is what he gets for trying to think for himself. He went to a tattoo parlor and two woman tattoo artists were there to guide him through the ultimate humiliation of his life! He told them how he wanted a tattoo to represent his love for his wife. Ha! They saw this opportunity and ran with it. They told him he should get a queen of spades tattooed right on his face. He didn't do his research and let them stick it to him good! He said they giggled and laughed the entire time and he couldn't understand why...lmao! Well to his surprise he found out exactly what it ment when he revealed his tattoo to me. I nearly fell over with laughter. He asked why does everyone find this so funny. I took him to the computer and had him google the meaning of his tattoo...HAHAHA! The queen of spades tattoo's most common meaning is that a girl prefers blacks over whites in who they sleep with.
At first he was mortified but it turns out to be a great thing for me cuz when he walks down the street all sort of black men give him their number just for me! *giggles* Now I get all the thick black dick I could possibly want! Thank you baby!!! MWAH!
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