Tee hee...this IS some good Shit!

Sitting here smoking a fatty and of course I start looking all over youtube for funny shit. Well this is hilarious and it's totally up my naughty alley! *smirk*
Happy Friday Peeps!  MWAH!

Addicted to my creamy pies!

I just adore my sweet, obedient cuckold husband!  He does everything and anything I ask of him.  Like he says "You're the boss"!  That is right...tee hee!  He always makes sure the house is spotless and there is always as much money as I desire in my pocket!  That's my good boy!  He knows if he doesn't keep me happy he doesn't get what he really wants which is my creamy dreamy cummy pie.  While he is hard at work all day and busy doing his chores at home, I'm out getting all the big dick I want!  Every once in a while I'll have him hide in the closet and watch through the slates while I get fucked the way I should be!  I love bringing home a guy or two for my pathetic husband to watch and play with his little clitty while I enjoy some  good dick!  He knows if he makes a mess on the closet floor he is to lick up his dribble, which he does, like the good boy he is! *smiles*   Once my good dick leaves I tell him he can come out of the closet and get his dessert.  He slurps, sucks and swallows every last creamy drop from my swollen just fucked cunt while he pathetically rubs his little clitty and makes it dribble again! Tee hee.  Every once in a while I'll let him try and fuck me like the "big boys" do.  His pathetic attempts are quite laughable but I always love a good laugh! *giggles*
Speaking of a good laugh this has to be by far a belly buster...hahaha!  He thought he would surprise me and try to look cool in my eyes by getting a tattoo to show his complete and utter devotion to me, his wife.
Well this is what he gets for trying to think for himself.  He went to a tattoo parlor and two woman tattoo artists were there to guide him through the ultimate humiliation of his life!  He told them how he wanted a tattoo to represent his love for his wife. Ha!  They saw this opportunity and ran with it.  They told him he should get a queen of spades tattooed right on his face.  He didn't do his research and let them stick it to him good!  He said they giggled and laughed the entire time and he couldn't understand why...lmao!  Well to his surprise he found out exactly what it ment when he revealed his tattoo to me. I nearly fell over with laughter.  He asked why does everyone find this so funny.  I took him to the computer and had him google the meaning of his tattoo...HAHAHA!  The queen of spades tattoo's most common meaning is that a girl prefers blacks over whites in who they sleep with.

At first he was mortified but it turns out to be a great thing for me cuz when he walks down the street all sort of black men give him their number just for me!  *giggles*  Now I get all the thick black dick I could possibly want!  Thank you baby!!!  MWAH!

My sexy pantie slut loves being a nasty boy for his mommy!

I have a nasty boy that cums and plays with me from time to time and loves being a bad boy for his "mommy".  He is a dirty lil pantie boy.  He dresses up sexy for all our hot encounters.  This last time he had on full stockings along with a black thong and a full pink pantie with matching pink bra!  What a sexy slut he is!  He had drank lots of water and Iced tea before our call and had to pee so bad and to please his mommy he pissed right through his sexy outfit filling up a cup with that hot piss and making quite the mess at the same time.  He loves the gushy feeling of that piss making its way down to his slutty toes.  Such a nasty boy!  Mommy's little piss slave dropped a sexy pair of mommy's dirty panties in that cup of piss soaking it up and ready for my slut to lick and suck up all mommy's pussy juice and my slutty slaves delicious piss. Mommy still had lots in store for her slutty boy! Ice cubes, a nice juicy melon, a frozen banana, ben gay, a butt plug and a vibrator set on high!  Oh yeah what fun we have! Mommy had her slut take a few ice cubes and shove them up his naughty ass.  Oooh that's soooo cold!  Well lets get those senses on over drive shall we? *evil grin* A dab of  ben gay on the tip of his dick and that frozen banana swallowed up his hungry ass got it nice and intense...tee hee.  The fun doesn't end there *smiles*  My naughty boy has NO limits when it cums to pleasing mommy!  I just didn't think that ass was stuffed full enough.  Mommy had him stick his suction cup butt plug on a stool and take a seat. *smiles* Rocking back and forth on that plug he bathed in those pissy panties, rubbing them all over his body and sucking of the crotch...oooh what a nasty boy!  Now he needed to get ready for that melon!  My slut always cums prepared and picked out the perfect melon, hollowed out a section and stuck it in the microwave until it was warm and juicy just like mommy's sweet pussy.  Sitting on the stool mommy had him slide that melon over his aching, throbbing cock...so warm and juicy!  Mommy wanted him to blow that hot load deep inside that melon but mommy wanted that ass vibrating with pleasure while he did so.  Stand up and bend over my dirty whore and put that vibe deep in that ass...now fuck that melon hard like you would mommy's sweet cunt and fill it up with that sticky cum. Cuz you know mommy wants you to suck all that creamy cum out just like the nasty boy you are!  Slurp, slurp! Yum Yum!
Danielle loves her nasty boys!  866-321-1782